when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame
fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
embarrassing memories hitting u like
I need cool new friends who like to get dangerously fucked up but also have their life and priorities in check